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Friday 22nd November
Sick of under-sized soaps and fussy scents that just don't tickle your fancy? The Bluebeards Revenge Classic Ice Soap is chunky enough for even the manliest of hands.
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With our classic scent, which will leave you smelling irresistible from head to toe, it's a must for any man's bathroom shelf.
The Ultimate Bar of Soap for Real Men.
Let’s face it – Real Men get smelly. You spend your working day grafting to put a crust on the table (and a pint in pot, of course!) so you are bound to work up a bit of a sweat.
Strangely not all of our partners, friends and colleagues appreciate the natural aroma generated in the process – go figure!
It’s hard to make soap sexy so we didn’t bother trying. You can, however, make it cool, which is how we ended up with our sub-arctic Classic Ice Soap. Manly in proportions and featuring our classic fragrance this is the soap for Real Men.
Directions For Use
Incredibly, the law does say that we need to instruct you in the art of using soap, so here goes. Add water to create a fine lather, rub into body from head to toe, then rinse off. Simple! This is also a fine opportunity to check the family jewels for any unwelcome lumps or bumps, so go right ahead and have a good firtle. If you do find anything unusual on the nuttage then please refer to your physician straight away.
Warning
Do not eat this soap, even if your mother reckons you deserve it! If you get suds in your eyes then rinse immediately with cold water.